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to Kaylin Cherry at
for
the use of this fun gift idea list. Take a peek at her site, it is wonderful!
In a
small decorative container, or zip baggie, place small, round chocolate candies
(Whoppers, Raisinettes, chocolate covered peanuts, etc.) You could also use
Cocoa Puff cereal or unwrapped miniature Mounds, Almond Joy or Baby Ruth candy
bars. Seal/cover container, and decorate as desired. Then attach one of the
following poems:
#1 I woke up with such a scare when I heard
Santa call... "Now dash away, dash away, dash away all! I ran to the lawn
and in the snowy white drifts, those nasty reindeer had left "little
gifts". I got an old shovel and started to scoop neat little piles of
"reindeer poop". But to throw them away, seemed such a waste, So I
saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste! As I finished my task, which
took quite awhile, Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled. And I heard
him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~ "Well, they're not potty trained, but
at least they can fly!"
#2 For all the souls who hate the noise Of
Christmas cheer and lights and toys For Mr. Scrooge, and Mrs. too, Here's a
little gift for you... A lump of coal won't be enough To make up for the shine
and fluff, So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop To offset all that Christmas
Goop!!!
#3 Christmas is coming and so are the deer
listen closely and you will hear, And 'long with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you to eat!!!!!
In a
small decorative container, or zip baggie, place miniature white marshmallows,
white mints, white chocolate covered raisins or peanuts, or other white
candies. Seal/cover container, and decorate as desired. Then attach one of the
following poems:
#1 Heard you've been naughty so here's the
scoop all you get for Christmas is snowman poop
#2 Santa's been makin' his list And checkin'
it twice He knows that you've been naughty Not nice. . . . . Since coal is so
expensive Here's the scoop Santa has left you Snowman Poop!
#3 I heard you've been naughty, So listen:
here's the scoop. I'm running short on coal this year, So you get snowman poop.
Love, Santa
#4 In the cold of winter when snow arrives,
All the snowman dance and feel alive. If you follow in their tracks, You will
find little droppings from their cracks. Round and white So sweet and light Eat
one eat two And have sweet dreams tonight!
#5 Santa came and went last night Traveling
on his worldwide loop Because you weren't so good this year You get no coal
just snowman poop Round and white so sweet and light Eat some and have good
dreams tonight
Place
all the above into a new mug, then cover or wrap with cellophane, decorate and
attach the following poem:
Was told you've been real good this year
Always glad to hear it With freezing weather drawing near You'll need to warm
the spirit So here's a little Snowman Soup Complete with stirring stick Add hot
water, sip it slow It's sure to do the trick!