One christmas a couple of years ago I asked santa for a special gift. It was a house in the middle of the country. It was a dreamy and beautiful house. I love santa for getting me it. Thank you so much!!
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Once upon a magical season this recepe came into existence combining the wonder of Ginger Bread, and the Magic of Christmas Fruit. Thus have a bite of Magical Ginger Bread Fruit Cake. SLICE 1/2 CUP BUTTER OR MARGARINE INTO A BOWL. LET SET UNTIL SOFT. WHEN SOFT MIX IN 1/2 CUP OF SUGAR UNTIL SMOOTH like the spirit of Christmas.. ADD 1 CUP MOLASSES STIRRING CLOCKWISE TO MIX IN ALL POSITIVE ENERGY. Think happy thoughts of Gingerbread, and the wonderes of Christmas and Yule.. NOW DISSOLVE 1 TEASPOON BAKING SODA IN 1 CUP OF WATER. ADD THIS TO THGE WET CREAMED MIXTURE.. SET ASIDE LAUGHING and singing "HAA HAA HAA HOO HOO HOOO HAA HA HOO HOO HOO In another BOWL MIX TOGETHER A DASH OF HAPPINESS as well as 1 TEASPOON CINNEMON, 1 TEASPOON GINGER, AND 1 TEASPOON SALT. ADD THE TEASPOON OF GINGER TO DRY MIX.. IF USING WILD GINGER ADD SAME AMOUNT TO WERT MIXTURE INSTEAD. ADD 3 CUPS OF FLOUR TO TRHE DRY MIXTURE, AND STIR WELL untill all mixed up. Are you confused or is it confused? Happily while singIng or doing something equally as joyfull ADD THE DRY MIXTURE TO THE WET MIXTURE. JOYFULLY ADD 2 EGGS for all the yolks you have enjoyed and keeping in mind God has a sense of humor. I do not know if He likes good ice cream. . THOUGHTFULLY ADD 1 1/2 TEASPOON LEMON JUICE AND MIX UP REAL WELL. sake sure you don't bowl it over while it is mixed up. IN A SANDWICH BAG PUT A BIT OF FLOUR. THEN ADD TO THE FLOUR IN THE BAG 1/2 CUP RASINS, 1/2 CUP CANDIED FRUIT, 1/2 CUP CANDIED FRUIT PEELS. SHAKING EVERYTHING TOGETHER UNTIL EVENLY COVERED WITH FLOUR. STIR CLOCKWISE INTO THE BATTER MIXING COMPLETELY.. LET SIT A BIT TO SETTLE DOWN as it may get excited and try to run away if it becomes sentient and you do not want to play with the batter. .Therefor keep it company abit. When tired of talking to it POUR THE MIXTURE INTO A WELL OILED (NOTE : PEANUT OIL IS GREAT FOR BAKING )11" BY 5" PAN. BAKE it in a Preheated 350 DEGREE OVEN FOR 42 MINUTES, OR UNTIL TOOTH PICH INSERTED IN IT COMES OUT CLEAN. REMOVE AND LET COOL.
Note > 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything according to the HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy, and The Planet Galaxy Guide at Megadodo..
ICING IS OPTIONAL IF YOU BURN EDGES OF THE CAKE, OR YOU WISH YO DELIVER A MESSAGE ON IT .. Have a magically wonderful season.
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